That's right, Romaine has pushed and the child is born. Send
the wisemen bearing gifts, tell the sheep and cows to move over,
there is no more room at Paterson Inn and the dogstar is beaming
with pride!
This site's purpose will now progress to one of documenting
growth and development of both the child and the family unit.
Don't
worry, photos will be posted as soon as they are made available!
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| BABY ROMAINE QUICK FACTS |
Name (sex): |
Romaine Kathryn Patterson (female) |
Date of Birth: |
July 20, 2007 |
Time of Birth: |
4:57 pm ET |
Length: |
21.5" (Head 14.5" - around, not long *grin*) |
Weight: |
10 lbs. 7 oz. |
Eye Color: |
TBA |
Hair Color: |
Light Brown |
Duration of Labor: |
C-Section |
First words of Romaine: |
GIVE ME A F&%KING BEER! (real words to be entered soon) |
Time of First Beer: |
TBD (still no beer...morphine yes, beer no) |
Who Cut The Cord: |
The Doctor (c-section) |
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Have you heard the news? I'm having a baby! It has been a year of many changes and I hope that I will be able to share many of them with you. With a wonderful partner by my side and a new home I am excited to become a parent. I hope that my journey will help and inspire other LGBT people to follow their dreams of parenthood as well. So far the baby has been growing rapidly and I have been fairing well. But let me just say morning sickness is far worse then they tell you!
The baby known as the "bean" is due in Mid-July and
I am now taking a short maternity leave from “Derek and Romaine” but
don’t worry we have big plans for all you bitches! In the mean
time I am happy to answer questions and share my stories along the way
so tune into “Derek and Romaine” on Sirius OutQ 109. I will
return from maternity leave on Monday, August 27, 2007!
She's Having A Baby...
Loyal listeners of the Derek & Romaine Show on Sirius Satellite
Radio's OutQ stream (109) know that Romaine can be a bit selfish at times.
Others think Romaine is a selfless, giving, concerned activist. They're
both right. It just happens that DNR has allowed Romaine to explore her
deepest, darkest, dirtiest regions and as you can see from this site,
she's pregnant.
How will this affect her? How will it affect those around her? Will
the newborn's first pictures be in a pair of angel wings or a naughty
nighty? This site will serve to both entertain and inform as we follow
Romaine's pregnancy and the birth of her first child. We hope that you
find the site useful and share it with your circle of friends and family.
